BEN DALTON is left lusty by this whistle-stop tour of Tit Hall and human sexuality
Fitzwilliam, MML Although Ben enjoys writing about bathing, he is rarely clean. Hirsute of face and smutty of speech, Ben guffs and burps his way through life, pausing occasionally to get naked in a library, or drink a pint of milk. When his hands aren't nestled in his pants, Ben uses his fingers to write Features with. His favourite place to be is with Grandma Margaret, eating her cakes and watching her telly.
It’s chilly, it’s dark, and we’re all about to burn a man who very nearly put a stop to all of our fun with a few barrels of gunpowder. But why should Guy get all the attention? Here are some alternatives for evils of which of society should tonight be purged…
Forget the hail, it’s raining culture this week, hallelujah!
All aboard the culture train for another week of (worthwhile) procrastination!
JOHNNIE WYVERN explains his Four Step plan to Tripos success.
Meet the new Easter Term Tab Team.
The Cambridge Union’s Easter 2014 termcard features politicians, celebrities and two ex Doctor Who actors.
Ukrainian and Russian ambassadors go head to head at the Union.
Clare May Ball are shaking up their musical ents and unveil the line up for the new “HMCMB Introducing Stage”.
Being objectified sounds like fun, so why does Zac Efron look so uncomfortable all the time?
With Easter upon us, JOE GOODMAN talks to farmer’s daughter EMMA SMITH about where our eggs come from
Cambridge Women’s Blues Basketball complete a hugely successful season by winning the Conference Cup.
Couldn’t make it to Varsity? Don’t worry, the Tab’s own snappers were there to capture all the action. Here is our pick of the best photos.
From executive producer Michael Bay, a brand new sketch show-cum-musical by Footlights regulars, coming soon to a Corpus Playroom near you.
Already bored of the holidays? OLIVER TAYLOR has turned the entire Cambridge experience into a video game…