Following last week’s braxen specimen, PILF of the week brings you a punter of great integrity with a penchant for henladies and grapes
Fitzwilliam, MML Although Ben enjoys writing about bathing, he is rarely clean. Hirsute of face and smutty of speech, Ben guffs and burps his way through life, pausing occasionally to get naked in a library, or drink a pint of milk. When his hands aren't nestled in his pants, Ben uses his fingers to write Features with. His favourite place to be is with Grandma Margaret, eating her cakes and watching her telly.
It’s chilly, it’s dark, and we’re all about to burn a man who very nearly put a stop to all of our fun with a few barrels of gunpowder. But why should Guy get all the attention? Here are some alternatives for evils of which of society should tonight be purged…
Simply print out this voucher and pop down before midnight
Put down those flashcards and pencil some of these events into your revision timetable.
Carina Tyrrell – Cambridge Uni’s very own Miss England medic – is lending us silly students a helping hand
VEILED THREATS made against Cambridge students and the University’s Archaeology Department
In a surreal turn of events, students are under threat – from ghost accommodation
An ‘addict’ tells us their side of the story
After this term’s consent workshops, an anonymous rape survivor speaks out
Caius defeat Jesus in the first match of Division 1
The Tab brings you the low down on the Varsity Rugby, this year focusing on WWI