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Save your degree in 5 Grand Designs

Hope seemingly lost? Nowhere else to turn? Listen to Kevin McCloud, says BEN DALTON, for he has been there before…

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End exams in three simple baths

Sick of spending more in Lush than you do in the buttery? Let BEN DALTON sink you down into a pool of homemade delights…

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Reigen

BEN DALTON is left lusty by this whistle-stop tour of Tit Hall and human sexuality

Sophia, MML, and Chloe, HSPS. Both at Fitz.

Street Style: The Library

You looked fantastic in the library this week. BEN DALTON was watching.

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The Lent 2014 Prophecy

Worried about returning to Cambridge? Don’t be. According to BEN DALTON this is the term where you become God.

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New Year’s Resolutions

Been fat, lazy, rubbish and fat this year? So has THE TAB. Here’s how we will be better people in 2014…

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5 Common Christmas Day Phobias

Christmas Day is a nailbiter for everyone, but particularly the Cantabrigian. BEN DALTON shows you’re not alone…

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Review My Loo: The MML Department

Will the MML Factulty toilets live up to their high reputation? BEN DALTON and LEAF ARBUTHNOT feel the urge to investigate…

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Who I Would Burn on Bonfire Night

It’s chilly, it’s dark, and we’re all about to burn a man who very nearly put a stop to all of our fun with a few barrels of gunpowder. But why should Guy get all the attention? Here are some alternatives for evils of which of society should tonight be purged…

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Tab Tries Dining With CowsDrinkMilk

BEN DALTON is hungry enough to call upon CowsDrinkMilk to make him Thai Green Curry. The results are delicious in more ways than one.

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The Michaelmas Mary

Feeling a bit hungover this morning? In need of a change from that bi-weekly cherry VK? Let BEN DALTON introduce you to Mary…

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Be Kind To Your MML This Michaelmas

The 4th year linguist has always been an enigma. BEN DALTON tells you how to crack the code…

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How To Be Popular In Freshers Week

Being popular from the outset is extremely important. BEN DALTON tells you how it’s done…

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How To Decorate Your Room

Want to make a good impression? BEN DALTON tells you how to decorate that room…

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Cambridge A-Z, Part 1

Coming up to Cambridge in 2013? Make sure you know what awaits you with our Freshers A – Z, Part 1

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Old Hermes Expunged For Good

The ageing Hermes Webmail service has been replaced with a Miss New Boobs. BEN DALTON reports…

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