Following last week’s braxen specimen, PILF of the week brings you a punter of great integrity with a penchant for henladies and grapes
Fitzwilliam, MML Although Ben enjoys writing about bathing, he is rarely clean. Hirsute of face and smutty of speech, Ben guffs and burps his way through life, pausing occasionally to get naked in a library, or drink a pint of milk. When his hands aren't nestled in his pants, Ben uses his fingers to write Features with. His favourite place to be is with Grandma Margaret, eating her cakes and watching her telly.
It’s chilly, it’s dark, and we’re all about to burn a man who very nearly put a stop to all of our fun with a few barrels of gunpowder. But why should Guy get all the attention? Here are some alternatives for evils of which of society should tonight be purged…
Simply print out this voucher and pop down before midnight
Put down those flashcards and pencil some of these events into your revision timetable.
Iimaan Ismail, a Cambridge graduate and ex-Tab writer, has not been heard of since being released from Manchester police custody following allegations of ‘wilful ignorance’
The County Council says it will ‘turn off some streetlights’ when asked about our lighting petition
A ‘sinister monk’ has been stalking the streets of Cambridge giving out vile leaflets
We have a responsibility to look after each other
After a spate of nighttime attacks, it’s time the city council install sufficient streetlighting for all public spaces in Cambridge
What do you think of the Pythons’ new promo video?
The men’s and women’s teams are looking pretty good