You looked fantastic in the library this week. BEN DALTON was watching.
Fitzwilliam, MML Although Ben enjoys writing about bathing, he is rarely clean. Hirsute of face and smutty of speech, Ben guffs and burps his way through life, pausing occasionally to get naked in a library, or drink a pint of milk. When his hands aren't nestled in his pants, Ben uses his fingers to write Features with. His favourite place to be is with Grandma Margaret, eating her cakes and watching her telly.
It’s chilly, it’s dark, and we’re all about to burn a man who very nearly put a stop to all of our fun with a few barrels of gunpowder. But why should Guy get all the attention? Here are some alternatives for evils of which of society should tonight be purged…
Forget the hail, it’s raining culture this week, hallelujah!
All aboard the culture train for another week of (worthwhile) procrastination!
JESSICA ‘BARRY CRADSHAW’ has invented her own sin for week 8. Thou shallt not protest. Except against that bastard David Willetts.
CHLOE COLEMAN tells cinephiles and casual cinema-goers alike how to make the most of their Watersprite Festival long weekend.
HARRY SHUKMAN blogs CUSU election night live!
Stephen Hawking goes all fruity as he parties with a stag do.
The Tab’s 2014 May Ball coverage is officially kicking off as we reveal Tit Hall’s June Event main act
JAMES MITCHELL responds to the comments which met Saturday’s article about sexual assault.
Go to a modern college? Have to cycle to lectures? CLIVE HUNTER-JONES thinks you are scum.
MADELEINE SKIPSEY talks to the coach and captain of the firsts.
Both the football and hockey blues have released videos. Vote for the best here!