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Killer shrubbery drives King’s potty

Outrage after falling plant pot almost decapitates Kings porter

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Your punbelievable guide to Boat Race alternatives

Struggling to get on board with the boat race? CHARLIE DOWELL offers you some punderful alternatives.

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My life as a student and a single mum

Cat started freshers with a four month old daughter to care for. She looks after her daughter whilst doing a degree and STILL finds time for a good drink

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The Tab gets Royal approval

Future King of England reads Tab article, is amused.

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Student wins a huge £5050 in Student Lotto

From 50p to £5050 – Kingston student bags £5k with Student Lotto ticket

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2 mums make a right: Brighton celebrates UK’s first ever gay marriages

Brighton ushers in a new era of equality for same sex relations.

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Head for Berlin and work for the world’s most exciting new companies

Land your dream job at a startup with Startup Institute’s immersive 8 week program

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How to make it in advertising

AdSchool and AdAcademy application deadlines have been extended to Monday 7th April for summer work experience and paid internships with the likes of Saatchi & Saatchi, Publicis and Ogilvy & Mather

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The POLITICS survey

We want to know how the UK’s students feel about politics! Take our survey and tell us how you feel

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Free cash for Postgrad study

Film making, astrology and even romance…the options are endless with Find A Masters

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It’s not me, it’s you

ROSIE JEWELL wants an explanation from modern art.

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Referencing made easy: this new time-saving app will save you from essay hell

ReferenceME will have your dissertation bibliography written in mere minutes

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Win a £10k prize for your society or team in the battle of the Spotify playlists

Think your society can bang together the best soundtrack in the country?

Eric Kroshus scores one of his four goals (Phto COurtesy of Stu Widdows)

Ice Hockey team make valiant attempt to destroy Oxford

JAASON GEERTS reports on the most valiant of charges made by the Light Blues in this year’s ice hockey varsity.

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Upcoming albums to get behind in the break

Struggling to put words to a page this vacation? Check out these new and upcoming albums that may ease your writer’s block.

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Tab tries: Eschatology

Lent is over, but it’s probably too late to save the sanity of ALDERMAN MEGGARTY.