The far away enclave will no longer be a constituent college of the University, following today’s shocking JCR vote result.
The Master of Selwyn has kept his canine companion in college by having it officially recognised as a very large cat.
The Results are in! Trinity turns up trumps again, but there are a few juicy surprises…
Thank your lucky stars term has ended as colleges are now infested with creepy critters.
It’s all about equality, insists first-class Cambridge medic recently crowned Miss England 2014.
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Cambridge has been involved in a series of controversial university experiments on kittens, in an attempt to better understand the human body.
There were few smiley faces amongst English finalists asked to analyse a poem without any words.