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Mary Beard: We don’t get free booze!

Beard has this week launched a staunch defence of Cambridge dons, insisting “We’re not port-swigging freeloaders.”

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Sexual Assault in Cambridge: A chance for students to speak out

CUSU Women’s campaign are running a survey about sexual harassment and assault.

Lucky to have survived

Killer shrubbery drives King’s potty

Outrage after falling plant pot almost decapitates Kings porter

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Sod rowing: Brains over brawn as we win University Challenge

A mere 24 hours of Varsity glory for Oxford came to a crushing end on Monday night, as Trinity College took the University Challenge title with 240 points to Somerville College’s 135.

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Fuck Off: CDE Activists respond to Union punishment

On Monday, a Cambridge Union investigation fined the ‘Fuck off Willetts’ protesters – here’s how they responded.

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Will-ett’s Quite a Punishment for Student Activism!

Cambridge Defend Education members Jessica O’Driscoll-Breen and Conrad Landin fined £20 each by the Cambridge Union Society

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Oh Doctor! Medwards student medic crowned Miss Cambridgeshire

Carina Tyrrell has won the title of Miss Cambridgeshire and will compete in the Miss England final.

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97.2 Good To be True: CamFM Presenter Up for Radio Award

Phin Adams has been nominated for a 2014 Radio Academy Award, the industry’s highest accolade.

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Snobby Oxford way below Cambridge in state school admissions

Oxford’s state school admissions continue to fall, whilst those at Cambridge are on the rise.

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The Tab gets Royal approval

Future King of England reads Tab article, is amused.

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April Fools’ 2014 Roundup

A showcase of Cambridge’s best and worst attempts at lighthearted japery.

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Willy Fails to Perform

BREAKING – After ten weeks of sweat, toil and tears, Prince William has achieved a meagre third-class result at Cambridge.

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King’s students scream ‘fuck off’ at Osborne

Tories abandon plans to sleep in student beds after their visit to Cambridge is met with fury.

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NO MAKE UP: Auto-correct helpfully donates £3 to ‘Save the Polar Bears’ instead of Cancer research

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Do you Excel in bed?

SEX SURVEY: Do you like Facebook during sex?

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St Edmund’s Embroiled in Race Row over May Ball Balls-Up

From the resignation of their president to a racist anthem sung at the launch party, the run-up to St Edmund’s May Ball has been nothing short of disastrous.